Wednesday, February 28, 2007

The 4-1-1 on the Big 5-0



Here's how the evening started with a nice table from the folks at Davor's Cafe in the downtown district of metropolitan Aiken, SC.
The folks there did a remarkable job.


Then , after my parents were settled in I surprised them by coming out of the restroom behind them.


My mom was in shock for a moment.





Here's Clan Cunningham at the table: Me, my Sister-in-law Gail, my brother Ron and my folks Jo & John.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Congratulations, It's a Mad Pulp Bastard!

That's what they told my parents 44 years ago today.

(Send condolences in the form of Playboy lingerie models)

Side note: There are no coffee shops (as we Los Angelenos think of them) in Aiken, SC. Someone should do something about that. Something near the college with wifi. Yes -- co-eds, coffee and internet. An agenda for the next SC election.

Saw BLACK DONNELLYS last night. I'm going to rewatch it as I kept getting interrupted. Is this show the first tragedy on television? (jokes aside).

I forgot to mention I've been caught the first two episodes of LIFE ON MARS and the first episode of PRIMEVAL. LoM is doing well and its good to see an old friend back. PRIMEVAL is a new show, but feels familiar. It's as if someone said, "Let's remake SURFACE , but with dinosaurs instead; right down to the kid having a dino as a pet."

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Hinterlands Ho!

As some of you know I hopped on a plane Thursday morning and flew to SC to celebrate the fact that after 50 years my parents' marriage hasn't ended in a murder-suicide. It was a complete surprise as they had no clue that I flew in to see them. I'll be posting pictures of the whole affair later.

Things here are green mixed with autumnal browns and reds. It is all very country and spread out physically, but small towns being what they are everybody knows everyone. At the restaurant last night we had many well-wishers stop by and wish my parents a happy 50th.

I will be celebrating my birthday this week and travelling around the state on business.

I had the opportunity to stay up late last night, what with the three hour time difference) and watch some local television. For my Canadian readers, they will be happy to know the following:

While it is cool that DAVINCI'S INQUEST is being broadcast on superstation WGN, it is in the rural areas where Canadian culture is taking a slice of broadcast hours. At least in SC anyway. I watched COLD SQUAD, STONE UNDERCOVER and two DAVINCI'S on two separate channels. From 11pm to 2 am you can see the Maple leaf flying.

This is significant for two reasons:

1. Yes, Canada we are watching your shows.
2. You can be a success and not have to be in Los Angeles or NYC. There is stuff that happens in the "Flyover." These syndicated shows are fulfilling a market need. It may not be in the blue urban cities, but in the green, green grass of home.

Friday, February 23, 2007

When in Germany...

do as the Americans do... but with a German flavor.

Matt Witten is interviewed by Deutsche Welle about his trip to Germany with Lee Goldberg to speak to German TV writers and exchange ideas.

An excerpt below:

TV is essentially escapist, and Germany still has a fascination with the US. Might German TV writers be fighting a losing battle, because their audiences are actually quite happy not to have home-grown shows?

My guess is that Germans would respond really well to a terrific home-grown show. It's only logical. I used to live in Saratoga Springs in upstate New York and I would always be intrigued by any novel set there. I'm Jewish, so I always enjoy Jewish novels. If a story is somehow close to me I'll be interested…. I have two children and I'm always interested in a story about a dad with kids. So I can only imagine that if I were German I would want to watch shows in German, I would think: "Hey, we Germans can put out good shows too." I'd feel proud.

First Things First

There was an interesting post the other day on Thousand Dollar Film about how the digital revolution was going to die.

Read it.

The one problem I have with this post is that the first rule of filmmaking is never spoken. Clive skirts around the issue, nudges up close, but never quite hits the nail on the head.

"Bill, what nail is that?"

It's the nail - the rock-solid, no-getting-around-it rule - that always applies whether you're talking about making films, television, documentaries or music videos.

ENTERTAIN FIRST.

You Tube, Google Video, Digital cameras and editing systems, the whole freaking internet streaming revolution - none of it matters unless we decide to follow this rule first in everything we do. You can all use words like "innovative", "groundbreaking" and "It spoke to me," but they mean NOTHING unless they follow our core belief.

ENTERTAIN FIRST.

Every filmmaker should be forced to swear this as an oath, just like when Doctors swear the Hippocratic Oath to "Do No Harm."

ENTERTAIN FIRST.

Weekend Update pt. 24,563

Work has been hellish these past few weeks as I now have deadlines for marketing campaigns on 4 new movies starring: Julie Warner, Sebastian Spence, Haylie Duff, Lou Diamond Phillips, James Van der Beek and Ving Rhames (Yes, I am a C-list name-dropper). On top of that I'm art directing / repositioning a bunch of catalog titles for the upcoming HK Film Mart.

I'm working on a short...details to follow after it's done.

I've had some progress rewriting The Skull (again!). What do you think of a retitle:
The Man Called Death or They Call Him Death ? Or even They Call Me Deth (misspelling intentional)?

(Edit: I think it will be They Call Me Death, which has a Voice Over/Film Noir quality to it that I'm looking for...)

I've been writing up a ton of one or two page pitch docs to narrow down what I really want to write for some spec tv pilots I have planned. Mostly for stuff that fits into the mini-series or event programming category, but a couple of long term series templates too. I've never written for television before and I feel the need to stretch my muscles. My portfolio of material is a little lean right now too, so it's all good. One of the pitches has the word Suicide in the title and will never make mainstream television or even cable for that matter. Too bloody. Too violent. Too...transgressive (Act two features someone beaten to death with their own severed limb). Oh, and it's a comedy...

Is there something wrong with me that I want to write that one the most?

Artwork is proceeding on Sex Machine with the new release date being May. I've told the art staff at the distributor to take a clue from Grindhouse and impress the hell out of me. (I am a harsh taskmaster when it comes to key art). I'm slowly arranging a campaign for my second pulp title to roll out this year (a comedy that would make Ed Wood proud).

And on top of all that (and more I'm not even mentioning!), an interesting 4GM opportunity came my way the other day during a meeting, and I'm trying to make it work (meaning Mr. Bill has to get paid).

Now if only I had a personal life.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

What Makes Yankee TV Tick?

Lee Goldberg (DIAGNOSIS MURDER, MONK, SHE WOLF OF LONDON, COBRA, MARTIAL LAW) does it again. This time with a great post about the differences between American television and the competition overseas. Lee was invited by television producers and studios from Europe to come over and hold seminars on the American Writer's Room and American Production Methodology. He's traveled to Germany and Stockholm speaking with the best these countries have to offer (including these guys).

In Lee's own words:

I've been surprised to learn that often American television shows do better than the locally-produced programs, despite the language and cultural differences. Production values play a part, of course, but I believe the success is due to the power of franchise in American television shows. Our series tend to have concepts so distinct that they are clear whether the characters are speaking French, German, or Swahili. Look at CSI, MONK, LAW & ORDER, HOUSE...the concepts and characters are so strong, you can immediately grasp what the shows are about regardless of where you come from.

I also think American shows do so well because of the four act structure, something that's missing from virtually all European TV shows. The four-act structure creates a narrative drive that's simply missing from most European shows that I've seen. All you need to do is spend ten minutes watching a German or Swedish cop show and the difference is clear.

And it probably also has something to do with the reliable consistency of U.S. shows...regardless of the series, viewers know that they are going to get the same show every week, only different. You know what you are going to get from CSI...the stories may change, but it's essentially the same show week after week, year after year.
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1. Clear concept - "the franchise."
2. 4 act structure to provide narrative drive.
3. Brand identity.

This Just In...er, Out


Grace Anne Walter was born Sunday, February 18 @ 11:16. She was 20 inches long and 7 pounds 9 ounces at birth. Proud Papa is a director. Mother is a civilian.


This is their first co-production.

If You Want a Horror Story ...

Bill Martell gives it to you.

Scary shit happens. Far too often...

Monday, February 19, 2007

This is Grindhouse

Here are some of the entries in the SxSW Grindhouse Film Trailer Contest. They are in no particular order and each has its own charm and quality.

At the end is a clip from Tarantino and Rodriguez explaining what a "grindhouse movie" is, but as you can see it is all subject to interpretation...

Load Bearing Stud



Blood Brothers



Maiden of Death



Hobo with a Shotgun



What is Grindhouse ?




And the website for this grindhouse madness is here.

My Heart Breaks a Little...

and yet I am still optimistic...

Alex Epstein has this little post here about a school teacher looking for private donations for his classroom so they can get dry erase boards and he can be a more effective teacher. The children, instead being called upon individually, write their answers on the dry erase boards and hold them up. Wrong answers are addressed and clarified.

First I'm sad that schools have to look outside to find the tools they need to be effective. It is a terrifying sign of the times.

Secondly I love the fact that this teacher took it upon himself to try some innovative thinking so the children get the education they need. These are the people you want teaching your kids, and if it were up to me they would all be up for the same salaries as those "golden parachute" CEOs you read about. Teachers, cops, soldiers, firemen, paramedics...

I'm going to find a way to throw some dollars his way. Please do the same. Maybe we can find the local Wal-Mart and see if they can donate the boards...

The Whopping Post of Doom

(aka Mr. Bill points out a few things and tosses out some ideas for consideration)

So in order to halt the great migration of screenwriters and other Creatives from Canada to the coffee shops of Silverlake (which, I have to ask - why Silverlake?), I have set up some loose ideas to hopefully help promote discussion toward invigorating the Canadian Domestic Television industry.

As much as I would like to see some faces to names and share a drink with everyone, I know many would see it as a personal failure if they couldn't do the jobs they love in their homeland. I know it hurts me when I go back to SC and people have no concept of what I do, or that it's a business. (Many think the actors just make it up right there on the spot). I can't imagine what it would feel like to know I had to involuntarily go to a foreign country to make a living.

So that's the mandate:

- To find a way to make Canada a stronger industry and presence in worldwide entertainment by supporting and creating entertaining homegrown productions Canada can export and build upon.
- Reverse the trend where the government is the arbiter of taste and culture and put it back in the hands of the people.
- To encourage innovation and investment in the above.

Remember, healthy competition helps everybody get stronger.

1. Turn the job of financing, production and broadcast over to the broadcasters (with appropriate guidelines):

The above is not a new idea. Quebecor wants to do this instead of going through the CTF (but ultimately bowed to pressure from Producers), and Shaw Cable wants to have more say in what programs are produced with its funds. Okay, this may seem to be putting the whole package into the hands of the devil, but remember two things - Shaw, Quebecor, et al are beholden to both ratings and stockholders. Who is the CTF responsible to for its decisions?

Ultimately the entertainment industry must be responsible to its audience(s) who pay to be entertained.

- Turning the burden of financing and production over to the broadcasters lets them have a greater, market-driven say in what is developed and produced. It makes them invest in the idea of profiting from the money they have been previously "wasting." If they want to make money, they are going to get the chance - but they have to do it with indigenous programming they produce and own like other networks around the world.

- Making broadcasters the defacto financiers and producers removes the government from the equation except as an overseeing authority via Revenue Canada and the Government's Accounting Authority. This will streamline the development and production process by not having to go through the network and then CTF (or vice versa).

- The development departments of each broadcaster decide based on what they think their audience will respond to, and develop those shows accordingly… but more importantly it gives broadcasters more incentive to market and promote shows they develop.

- x hours per week per channel in primetime is reserved for original Canadian programming. You can mix it up (2 hrs. one night. 1 hr. each successive night or whatever), but there has to be that X hrs. every week of original Canadian programming in primetime (7pm to 11pm) on each particular channel/network. Repeats count as ½ hr. for an hour show, and ¼ for a half hour show. This will be determined by a panel made up of reps from the broadcasters, the unions, and government mediators.

- Repeats are encouraged, especially if the episode is available the next day as a digital stream with advertising. (as NBC does with Heroes). ACTRA will like this as it will stimulate the recently negotiated residuals for internet broadcasting.

- Reality Television and Sports programs are not eligible for funding under this program. Only scripted programming (the definition of which will be based on the WGC MBA with producers). This doesn't include documentaries.

- The Government Accounting Office and Revenue Canada will keep track of the books in terms of what broadcasters spend. All paperwork requirements insurance, union agreements etc… will continue as usual - only CTF paperwork will be eliminated. Broadcasters will have flexibility to move funds from one production to another as necessary, but…

- The broadcasters must each spend all of their allocated monies every year. If they don't, the "excess" is sent to the CBC for their next year's budget. Since both production and promotion dollars count toward the spending requirement, this means that broadcasters are encouraged to develop and promote as much as possible.

- The CBC is a separate government entity. It's financing comes direct from the government's budget and doesn't receive funding from this situation (except as outlined above). It has other sources of revenue and resources and if it wants to be competitive it needs to step up, define itself, and fulfill that mandate. The government shouldn't be competing with private business for the same dollars. It discourages competition.

- Co-productions with other countries and financing sources are eligible (and encouraged), but those productions must shoot in Canada, or have a sufficient Canadian presence in the production (i.e. half of the production personnel must be Canadian or whatever the current guidelines say).


2. A Canadian Television Production and Infrastructure Investment Tax Credit will be (re)introduced:

(Note: There may already be sufficient legislation in place to achieve these goals. If this is so, then a promotion campaign to stimulate domestic investment in television production is required by investment houses (I can only reference the economic impact of tax credits for "filmed entertainment" in the Price Waterhouse Coopers report for 2006)


- to stimulate private persons and business to set up investment partnerships to invest in television production and infrastructure, independent of broadcasters. Not only does this provide more dollars to the industry, but goes toward removing the elitist sensibility of the past. Anyone with sufficient investment capital can be a part of the industry through government regulated partnerships.

- Investments can be in studio space, equipment, VFX technology, etc… and can run parallel with current or future provincial and national business tax incentives. The entertainment industry is just that - an industry - and needs to be treated as a business that manufactures and distributes a product. There are many investments that are recipients of tax credits (medical research and agriculture for example), and there's no reason why television can't benefit from the same sort of legislation.

- In addition, private investment partnerships could be set up to provide P&A monies, marketing, promotions, merchandising, etc… The partnerships would receive a tax credit for promoting Canadian productions both domestically and abroad. For example a German private equity company financed the P&A for Monster when it was re-released post-Oscar.

- 1/3 of the financing in investment partnerships can come from a foreign source, through a Canadian representative. The point is not to only bring in foreign monies, but to stimulate homegrown investment and promotion.

- Production companies will be encouraged to set up private financing sources, prior to approaching broadcasters (similar to what Joel Silver did for his company or for what Marvel did with Merrill Lynch Commercial Finance Corporation before approaching Paramount).
This will set the building blocks for the future where production companies will wholly finance and produce their works, and broadcasters and distributors will do what they do best - distribute.

- This also widens the economic impact of every dollar spent, spurring provincial and national economies.

- It may at first appear that I'm suggesting too many tax credits which would reduce the government's revenue, however, the tax credits are necessary because the Canadian dollar is rising in value (against the US dollar) and thus becoming less and less attractive to foreign and public investment.

3. Television productions must become faster and "better":

- There will be a Showrunner / Executive Producer for each show. The Showrunner will be the creative voice for the show and the final word on anything story. The E.P. will be the financial voice for the show. Together they will represent the show to the network. One doesn't overrule the other. An example of this would be the Ron Moore - David Eick partnership on Battlestar Galactica.

- There will be a "Writer's Room" style to all productions. Because of the speed by which a network must work in order to get shows in the pipeline, a staff will write the show. This employs more writers (to state the obvious) and brings more money into the WGC coffers.

- All sorts of productions will be eligible to approach producers and broadcasters - TV movies, short serials (8 episodes), series (13+ episodes) and one-offs. It is up to the producers and the networks to decide if they can sell the show they are pitched.

- Script development will be based on a pilot script and a short (10 page) bible outlining the series as well as any talent attached. No multiple scripts that languish in development. No 100 page bibles.

- These things are all very obvious and have already been discussed ad infinitum in various blogs and websites. In addition, the Showrunner /Writer's room methodology is being adopted by the German television industry as their homegrown productions have been losing the ratings battles against American product. The method is becoming the norm.

4. Canadian Creatives have to get over the fact they are competing with the United States:

- This is going to be the hardest leap of all. This isn't a David and Goliath story. This isn't a Wal-Mart story. This is about a business finding its particular niche in the market and delivering value.

- Every Guild and Union is going to have to increase their press regarding their membership's activities and accolades.

- They are going to have to do what they do better than anyone else. They can't do this by parroting back American programming and slapping a Maple leaf on it.

- By making these stories' settings and characters unique, yet dealing with universal themes, Canada can compete. There are several examples of this including DaVinci's Inquest, Cold Squad, Intelligence , etc… This, "aw shucks, it wasn't anything special," attitude has to stop. The fact you haven't recognized how good these shows are, and what a cash cow they could become with the right publicity and marketing, is really disheartening.

- Every elitist reviewer who slaps a show down because of its populist subject matter alone, and not because the show was poorly crafted or produced, has to be shown the door. Elitism has no place in television - a populist form of entertainment.

- "Entertain first" must be the motto inscribed in every executive's, every producer's and every writer's door. Hell, print it on the toilet paper if that's what it takes to remind everyone involved.

- Do not disregard the audience. They are your client and are paying you good money to entertain them. Know what they like, what they buy (and where they buy it) and what they do.

- Yell across the border at us Americans in the industry so we know what you're doing. If you can't do ads in Variety or The Hollywood reporter you can do email blasts to all of the executives down here.

- Have every Canadian celebrity here in LA lend their support or endorsement for promotional purposes. Gather all of the broadcasters together to pay for it in some sort of loose association.

- Hire Canadian actors who have made names for themselves in America. This provides a better "in" to the American market and thus more international markets.

5. Prepare for the future:

- I know that Telefilm already has an internet initiative going, but it's time some commercial broadcaster got into the game in a big way. Sponsor broadband-casting of independent television programs by aspiring writers, producers, directors.

- Hold open pitch sessions where someone has the possibility to have a show go into development. This should be a cooperative effort between broadcasters, the guilds, unions and any other associated organizations or institutions.

- Develop strategic advertising and product placement partners.

- Build an international sales staff out of the sales persons from Canadian indie film companies. They're hungry and know how to hustle. Give them good product and the chance to market and sell it they will build your audience internationally.

- Try something new. You don't have to spend a lot on it. That's been one of my pet peeves with government financed culture - it presupposes that "culture costs money." Tell that to the people who invented Hip Hop.

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This what I've come up with thus far, based on reading a few investment reports and articles on the future of the entertainment industry in N. America as well as rereading some key blog posts by the usual gang you see on my sidebar.
The ideas are not meant to be a formula for success, but are meant to be talking points for discussion. There's a long hard road ahead. Change is going to be tough, challenging even. I don't know all the points involved. I don't think one person can know everything - every angle, every nuance - but...

The fact is you've had the government divvying out the funds for awhile now, and to quote Dr. Phil:

How's that workin' for ya?

Sunday, February 18, 2007

Do I Detect a Trend?



First the Grindhouse posters and trailer and now these:


(Hopefully there's a cameo by Tura Satana)

Friday, February 16, 2007

My Two Cents (.75 cent Canadian)

I was speaking with Jim Henshaw this morning about the situation in Canada with the CTF and how things are a mess with cabler Jim Shaw witholding millions in fees, and corruption at both ends of the spectrum, and Canadian creatives finding fewer and fewer opportunities to do their jobs.

You can read more about it all over at McGrath's joint in multiple posts as well as Dixon's Watering Hole and Alex's Bar & Grill.

I would (and have) frequented Miss Diane's House. She posts a lot of relevant headlines about this situation (that some would call a crisis), that gives incredible insight into the how the Canadian Television Industry is perceived by its own media.

I know I have a lot of Canadian readers (thank you very much) because I look at the traffic on my site meter, and exchange emails with many whom I now consider friends as well as colleagues. I'm even the number one listing on Google.ca when you type in "d2dvd", and one of my clients is a publicly-traded Canadian production and distribution company. Hell, now one of my mentors is moving to Toronto.

What I'm trying to say is: I have ties to the situation - emotional ones and financial ones.

So being an outsider, I have to say that from my perspective, the CTF is fulfilling its mandate quite well... and therein lies the problem.

See, CTF is a government organization:


1. It is an administration. There is no incentive to be creative.

2. Government handing out money to “create culture” doesn’t build an industry - it sets up a welfare state (of mind). We’ve seen that in countless instances with the automotive industry and others. There's no incentive to be good whatsoever.

3. Governments are notoriously slow. There is absolutely no chance to capitalize on market trends or innovations. By the time innovations become the norm, there are new innovations to take their place.

4. Patriotism and sense of pride are good and all, but unless you give an economic reason to do something new - it isn’t going to get done. Businesses won’t back it. Government will actually work against economics because “that’s our policy.”

5. With a government administering a fund, you are essentially divvying up a finite pie. That essentially means that someone is going to be shorted somehow. There is no incentive to grow and expand in new directions - to diversify and build more pies.

6. The government doesn't know television. It knows paperwork, and yet it's handing out money? Hmmmm...

7. Governments (like many other large organizations) ignore the facts to fit the agenda. Even when that agenda is counter to the overall welfare of the citizens or stockholders or whatever.

It's (relatively) easy for me to say all this. I'm not on the front lines. I get that. I also get that I am oversimplifying what is indeed a complex issue with ramifications up and down the pike...

But...

Given that my perspective is wider on the situation, and my immediate future doesn't depend on decisions made in Ottawa, I have to say... your system isn't broken, the premise upon which it is based is wrong.

There is no incentive anywhere to go further and innovate; to be creative:

If a show from last year got funded, then there will be twenty shows just like it submitted this year.
People whose shows did well financially, get funded again (thus we have cooked books).
Cable broadcasters have little say in how the shows are funded, developed or broadcast. There is no promotion, because there's no incentive to promote. No investment in the project.

So yeah, the system works the way it was designed to... shuffling deck chairs while the iceberg looms on the horizon. The question now is:

How do you fix it? How do you get everyone from all levels of the system to invest themselves in the idea and the business of a Canadian television industry?

I have some ideas on that too...

[throw your bricks and ripe veggies - now!]

Monday, February 12, 2007

The Sting...

When I was an extremely young lad my Dad worked late every night and went to graduate school. One night a week though, right before I went to bed, He and I would watch The Green Hornet together. Later that Halloween '66 (or was it 67?) I prowled the streets as the character. I held onto that costume for as long as possible, but it disappeared when we moved to Mishawaka, IN. By that time, I think I moved on to Ultra Man...

Here is the first episode aired (but the third filmed). Get ready for the terror that is The Silent Gun!


Friday, February 09, 2007

It's Friday and It's Time for Some Adventure...



I have had a crappy day today. Little Bandit never fails to make me smile, and I always marvel at the design work by the likes of Doug Wildey and Alex Toth so it's time for some Jonny Quest.

Enjoy...

Anna Checked Out...


and I don't feel so good myself. I am on some painkillers and stretching exercises as I wrenched my back yesterday. I'm hoping I will have a chiropractic moment and my back will pop back into place (it's happened before) before I have to go to the doc.


Anna Nicole Smith at one point was poised to become the new Traci Lords with several low budget PM Entertainment action movies to her resume'. A little action, a little gunplay, and a ton of nudity...of course, those movies (TO THE LIMIT, SKYSCRAPER) don't get mentioned in her bio even though I'm sure they will be rereleased on a special disc set any minute now. Hefner already has a special edition of Playboy being prepped for the presses.
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From IMDB:

Reality TV star, actress and former model Anna Nicole Smith has died after collapsing in Hollywood, Florida. The 39-year-old was found unconscious in her hotel room at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino yesterday afternoon. According to hotel officials, Smith was "unresponsive" and emergency crews performed Cpr at the scene and a breathing apparatus was inserted in her throat. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel and transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood. She died at 2:49 pm ET. Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away. Her five-month-old daughter, Dannielynn, was not with her mother, sources say. The baby is being cared for by a family friend in The Bahamas, where Smith has been living since last summer. Anna Nicole was fighting eviction and paternity lawsuits at the time of her death. Ex-boyfriends Larry Birkhead and G. Ben Thompson had both filed lawsuits against the actress/model. Photojournalist Birkhead filed a paternity suit last year claiming he was the biological father of Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, while developer Thompson has been fighting to evict her from the home he helped secure for her in the Bahamas last summer.

On Wednesday, a California judge demanded Smith submit her baby daughter for a DNA test by February 21 - in an effort to end the battle over who the biological father of the baby is. At the time of her death, Smith was also fighting the estate of her late husband, oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, for a share of his estate. Marshall died in 1995. In 2002, she was awarded $88 million from the estate of her late husband, but was denied claim that she was also owed interest on that money. Smith's life has been rocked with the bizarre and the tragic with moments of happiness and success. Born Vicky Lynn Hogan in Houston, Texas, she started her career as a waitress in a fried chicken restaurant but tasted success as a Playboy model, actress and star of her own self-titled, bizarre reality TV show. Smith was named Playboy Playmate of the Month in May 1992 and Playboy Playmate of the Year in 1993.

She shocked the world when she married J. Howard Marshall II in 1994 when she was 26 and the oil tycoon was almost 90. Last September was a joyful and terrible month for the actress - she gave birth to baby daughter Dannielynn just three days before her 20-year-old son Daniel died from a lethal overdose of methadone and anti-depressants in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas. Best known as a socialite, public figure and diet product spokesmodel, Smith also appeared in a handful of movies, including The Hudsucker Proxy, The Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult and her final movie Illegal Aliens, which was released last year.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Let Me Be Frank...


Hennenlotter that is. I always wanted to be this guy ever since I saw BASKET CASE, BRAIN DAMAGE and of course FRANKENHOOKER. You can read about this exploitation master here. Kudos to The Horror Blog for pointing this out.

He has a new movie coming out called BAD BIOLOGY. I can't wait. Maybe it will play at the Vine Street Theater (the local grindhouse) and I can see it on a double bill.

I can smell the stale popcorn and mildew already...

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Automatons for the People




As I promised long ago, I have an interview here with James Felix McKenney, the writer-director of AUTOMATONS. Jim is a friend and an example of a guy doing it his way, and making a name for himself as a filmmaker.


What was the genesis for AUTOMATONS?


I worry that I've told this story too many times, but it's the truth. When I was about five years old, I was watching TV with my uncle. I have no idea what we were watching, it could have been FORBIDDEN PLANET or an episode of “Lost in Space”, I have no idea. I just remember that there were robots. I asked my uncle what we were watching and he told me that this was an entire genre of its own. Obviously, he was referring to science fiction, but I took him as meaning that there were all kinds of movies out there with robot movies battling one another, like cowboys and Indians or armies in war films. I searched for these films on TV for years. I was crushed when I got older, home video came along and I found out that they films didn’t exist. So I vowed to change that.

After many years of planning, I managed to talk Larry Fessenden into letting me make it as part of the ScareFlix series. He was hesitant at first, because it's more of a science fiction film than horror. I felt that the idea of a never-ending war and being trapped alone in a bunker was pretty horrifying, but I knew what he meant -- where are the scares? So I added the element that The Girl's robot companions could turn on her at any moment and attack her in her sleep. He was happy with that and I fell it added few moments of much-need action to the film. So I got to make my robot movie-- a dream come true.

How did you achieve so much unique production design for your movie - the bunker, the video screens, the robots?

I didn't put too much thought into it really. I had spent enough time in my life imagining what everything should look like in a robot movie that it was just a matter of plucking the sets and things out of my memory and building them in real life. I was just looking at my sketchbook and there are only eight drawings in there that were used for AUTOMATONS -- sets, robot suits, props, everything, eight rough sketches. The rest just came down to verbal descriptions and the imaginations of the people putting stuff together.
Also, in many situations, the materials that we had dictated the design. Don Wood and I found these sheets of Styrofoam that are used as forms to pour concrete into at Home Depot. They had such a great shape, that we began calling it "sci-fi foam." Don used it for the wall around the airlock and the girl's planter to give the thing a classic science fiction look and at the same time the clean lines provide a contrast to the piles of junk everywhere to indicate that at one time the society used futuristic materials before everything fell apart.



As we were shooting, a need for certain props would come up: weapons, a crude wrist communicator -- and Laree Love and Don would just dig through all of the junk lying around and cobble something together. Most of the people in our regular crew have day jobs at contractors, particularly electricians, so most of the set decoration is scrap left over from jobs they did. We also got a lot of TV sets from yard sales and thrift stores and took them apart.

A local artist named Jeanine Gerding built the full size robots. She builds all kinds of crazy things for the big shop windows in midtown Manhattan. She found out about the project and insisted that she built our robots. I was kind of shy about it at first. I couldn't pay her anything and didn't want to impose, but she refused to take no for an answer. I gave her a couple of drawings and she built us fourteen beautiful robot suits.


The miniature ones were made from motorized toys that I took apart and then Laree Love, with minimal assistance from me, customized them to resemble their full-size counterparts.







Why shoot on B&W film? What aesthetic were you trying to achieve with it?
I hate things that look to glossy or clean. I need some sort of atmosphere or texture to latch onto. I also like things to be slightly obscure. My ideal image is one that looks like it was beamed in from somewhere in deep space many many years ago. That was what I was going for. I'd shoot everything in B&W super-8, bury it in the ground for ten years and then dig it up and process it, if my producers would let me.

How hard was it to light the movie?

Not hard at all. The whole thing was done on a closed set with no natural light sources at all. So we could just place lights wherever we wanted. Our DP is really great with lighting, so I just stayed out of the way and our AC Jeremiah Kipp just made sure he didn't take too long. But as good as he is with the lighting, he isn't the best camera operator and a huge chunk of the film was underexposed in the camera. That broke my heart, as the stuff that was shot at the correct exposure was beautiful. I spent days in post trying to brighten the thing up without washing out the blacks.

You had two "stars" for your movie - Angus Scrimm and John Levene - how'd you get them?
I had done films with both of them before. I wrote a part in THE OFF SEASON with Angus in mind. Never really thought about actually getting him, he's just who I imagined in the part. When we were doing preproduction for the film, I came across and ad somewhere for a convention here on the East Coast that Angus would be appearing at during the week that we were going to shoot. The producer, Larry Fessenden, took that as a sign and suggested that we should try and get him, as he would be in the neighborhood anyway. Tony Timpone at Fangoria put me in touch with Angus' agent and we got him! He's the sweetest man in the world. I want to work with him over and over again.


John lived near me back when I lived in Burbank, CA. He used to come into the copy shop that I worked at. I asked him to be in CANNIBALLISTIC! and he said "sure". He's a really fun guy and great to work with, so I wanted to bring him back for my next film, SATAN HATES YOU, to play the same character that he was in CANNIBALLISTIC!

When I was in LA shooting Angus' scenes for AUTOMATONS, I figured I could get a jump on things and shoot John's stuff for SATAN HATES YOU while I was out there. Suddenly it occurred to me that here I was making a robot movie that was strongly influenced by Doctor Who and I had one of the original series' cast members in front of me and I wasn't using him! What a missed opportunity! So I quickly wrote a few lines for him, gave him one of Angus' costumes and shot the cameo. I would have killed myself if I had let that slip by.

(Editor's note: I was pissed that Jim came to town and I had to hear about all this after the fact. I would have worked for free. )

How long was the shoot?

Four hours in LA for Angus. Fourteen days in Brooklyn for the bulk of the film and then maybe a week or two's worth of weekends and evenings for the puppets and effects.

How long was pre-production? Post-production?

I have to confess that I always break the cardinal rule of low-budget filmmaking: I do very little pre-production. I can do this mainly because I do most of the work myself, so there's no need for 15 meeting every time a decision needs to be made. Also, I like to try things out on the set. With a very small crew of people that you work with all the time, we can do that without wasting time. If everything were mapped out ahead of time, I probably wouldn't be interested in the actual shoot. It would already be done and the joy of discovering things during the shooting process would be lost. I don't recommend this method for anybody, but it works for me.

Postproduction was probably a couple of months working nights and weekends to get he cut and rough sound design, and then another week or so for effects. All of that I did myself. Then Graham Reznick did some more sound work on it and did the final mix over a couple of weeks while he was working on several other projects, including his own film I CAN SEE YOU.
For a movie filled with effects, it took a lot less time to finish than my other film that had only practical ones. I'd say that was due to the rough aesthetic of the film. It gave me a lot more wiggle room. Everything didn't have to be perfect. If it was perfect, then it wouldn't match the style of the film.

How did your budget dictate how you wrote the script?

Well, because this was meant to look low budget, not as much as it would usually. I was only wanted two indoor locations and a miniature landscape set, so I didn't have to scale back the amount of locations as one would normally. I also didn't worry about not having enough actors to play various bit parts, as I would force members of the crew to do it. Which is exactly what happened.

How were all the robot FX achieved?


As I mentioned earlier, they were the guts of toys stuck inside our own custom bodies. After we were done shooting the "big people". We built a landscape, put the robots on it and started blowing them up with little explosives Noah DeFilippis and Laree Love made by taking the powder out of fireworks.

All of the marching and close ups were done in my apartment on a smaller landscape that I made with a green screen backdrop. Those robots were puppets that Laree worked from below, two at a time. I then layered them digitally to make it look like and army was on the move. I also added the laser blasts and additional explosions and effects digitally, not by altering the actual film as some reviewers have suggested.

What's your involvement with Scareflix?

ScareFlix is something that Larry Fessenden always wanted to do. He's a horror director, but his own disposition makes him lean toward making more "art horror". But he loves the more traditional genre stuff, especially monster movies. It's just not in him to direct one, but he always wanted to start a line of films where he could do so vicariously through other filmmakers.
I showed him CANNIBALLISTIC! and he challenged me to make something else. I dug out an old script and made THE OFF SEASON for him and ScareFlix was born.

Ti West's THE ROOST followed, then AUTOMATONS, Ti West's TRIGGER MAN, which is premiering at SxSW this year and features a cameo by yours truly. The newest is Graham Reznick's I CAN SEE YOU, which is in post. Next up is Glenn McQuaid's I SELL THE DEAD with Larry, Dominic (LOST) Monaghan and Ron Perlman.

I'm usually credited as Associate Producer on these films. I used to run the office, take care of a lot of general support duties and be heavily involved in distribution. I'm spending less time in the office these days, so I'm starting to move away from all of that.

What do you do when you're not making movies?

Do you mean "What's my day job?" I work for Fessenden's Glass Eye Pix, mainly in the capacity I just mentioned. It's great since he's also the producer on my last two films; I was able to make some of the duller business aspects of getting my films made part of my regular workday. Lately, I'm not doing any administrative stuff, mostly design, copy-writing and web stuff, which is more fun to me. Filmmaking has become a huge part of my life. When I'm not working on one of my film's, or Larry's or one of the ScareFlix, I'm watching tons of films. The weirder the better.

Then I tell people about them on my silly little blog:
monsterpantsupdates.com, also known as hotaslove.com. named for Reggie Bannister's line in PHANTASM.

How many scripts have you written? What is your process?

God, I have no idea! I used to write a lot of spec scripts that pretty much went nowhere. I've done some work-for-hire projects and some polishing and rewrites on other people's scripts. I've learned that co-writing doesn't really work for me, as I tend to just let things fly out of me very quickly and the whole back and forth thing kills me. I would call the GIRLS WTH GUNS thing that I did for you an exception, because you allowed me to just burn out a first draft and hand it over to you for you to work on your own. That's ideal. It's the meeting and the rewrites that kill me.

( A long time ago, I was looking to put a project together with two female leads who take on a gang of ruthless bank robbers who stole one of the women's child during a heist. I didn't have time to write it as my day job at Omega Entertainment was gearing up for pre-production on .COM FOR MURDER. I hired Jim for the princely sum of $500 to crank out a first draft of GIRLS WITH GUNS based on my 10 pages of story notes and some pictures I had of girls with tattoos and guns. I have recently been taking a look at Jim's draft and making a new outline...)

I generally get an idea and walk around with it for a long time, so that when I sit down to put it on paper it all happens very quickly. I rarely write for the sake of writing. Nowadays I just write when it's time to make a movie. I just finished the full script for SATAN HATES YOU, segment of which I had already filmed two years ago! I've been walking around with that one for five years.

What do you count as among your influences?

Watching movies late at night on a tiny black & white TV with a coat hanger for an antenna; THE BIRDS, NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, INVADERS FROM MARS, GODZILLA movies Universal and Hammer horror, and great TV shows like "The Prisoner", "Thunderbirds" and "Doctor Who". When I got older, it was having a video rental shop open in my town with a cult movie section. I rented every film in that section. I think I was the only one. I love David Lynch, John Waters, George Romero, Don Coscarelli.
Of course comic books are a huge influence. Huge.

You've also written and directed CANNIBALLISTIC and THE OFF SEASON. Give us some background on those movies and how they prepared you for AUTOMATONS.

CANNIBALLISTIC I made when I got tired of people turning down my spec scripts. I had just spent a year doing rewrites and going to meetings for this script that my friend Rich and I had written that had been optioned by an independent producer and nothing came of it. I was fed up and decided to make my own movie. I made it with all of my old friends who I used to do theatre with in Boston. We shot it with $8,000 I earned working for the Census Bureau and some borrowed equipment at my parent's house in Maine. That was how I learned to make a movie.

THE OFF SEASON was a reworking of one of those old spec scripts. It was originally called "The Rainy Season" and set in LA. We shot it in Maine and it was a hellish shoot. We fell so far behind; I cut twenty-two scenes out of the script while we were shooting. It's too traumatic to go into detail, but it was just a bad shoot. In hindsight, I wish I had written something new instead of trying to rework a ghost story that I had written six years previously, before films like RING had flooded the market with similar, less quirky and restrained films.
Angus would argue with me, he LOVES that film and there are other people who do as well, but they're in the minority. Anyway, THE OFF SEASON was the one where I learned from my mistakes.

Please mention all of the folks involved in the production you feel deserve it and any and all interesting anecdotes which show the perils of low budget films.

Well, Noah DeFilippis and Laree Love are our workhorses. Like me, they're from Maine. They're the grips, gaffers, drivers, carpenters, sometimes actors and everything else during filming.
Here's a story about Laree: When he was a kid, about eight years old, his mom and uncle took him to the drive-in to see Phantasm. At one point the adults got so scared that they would not stop screaming and eventually Laree's uncle peed his pants! No lie. It really faked out little Laree and he had nightmares about the Tall Man for years.

Twenty years or so later, we're shooting THE OFF SEASON in Maine and Angus' flight is coming in at around 10:30pm. I of course, send Larry to pick him up ALONE. He then had to drive the source of his nightmares through the dark woods of Maine for about a half an hour. One again, he was freaked out. But he said it helped that Angus is such a nice guy. They're friends now.

Noah also did all of the music for THE OFF SEASON, most of the music for CANNIBALLISTIC! and some stuff for AUTOMATONS. He probably would have scored more for AUTOMATONS, but he and his wife had a baby during postproduction.

David Hale, who was the DP on all three films, also recently had a kid. I worry about their involvement in future MonsterPants projects, as it's really hard to keep the kind of schedule that low-budget filmmaking requires while being fair to and feeding a family. So I've begun putting stuff in Laree Love and Don Wood's food to make sure that they are never able to breed.

I've known Don for twenty years. He's a good actor who I also depend on to get a lot of work done behind the scenes. If you've seen him on "Colonial House" or "In a Fix", you'll know he's also a carpenter and that really comes in handy. He's been there to talk me down more than once when things are going wrong and I begin to lose it. That's extremely valuable, because if the captain begins veering off course, the whole thing is sunk.

Any distribution info you may have to relate - how you got your flick in front of people's eyes so they could spread the word? What worked PR wise and what didn't?

It's hard to say what works and what doesn't. As you know, the distribution world is constantly changing and with, even more so now with everybody and their dog making digital features. The days of selling a movie on a poster are long gone.
I sold CANNIBALLISTIC! in 2001 just by carrying around a trailer at the AFM and showing it to anybody who would look at it. I also got ripped off. The company who bought it put out one of the shoddiest DVD releases I've ever seen and then vanished from the face of the earth without paying me a cent. But still, I was happy that my little $8,000 first shot at filmmaking got any sort of a release, not to mention rave reviews in both Rue Morgue and Shock Cinema!

I don't recall doing too much to get THE OFF SEASON out there. It got a lot of early press because Larry and Angus were attached to it and we started getting inquiries. I never submitted it to any festivals or anything. It was picked up by an acquisitions company and released on DVD by Lionsgate in no time. The lesson here is the value of having a name in your film, specifically a genre name. Fangoria gave us all kinds of press before we had even finished shooting and it wasn't because of anything I was doing. Yeah, I sent them press releases, but those releases had the names Fessenden and Scrimm in them.

Who knows what'll happen with AUTOMATONS? It's been in a few festivals, has had theatrical runs in both New York City and Chicago, and has received some amazing reviews. When the New York Times review came out, we received all sorts of requests from distributors who wanted to see it. And then they saw it and had no idea what to do with the film. The truth is, despite the critical success, AUTOMATONS is a hard movie to sell. It's an odd little film, aimed at a very specific audience. The thing that really kills it is that it's in black & white. Not a good thing if you want to sell a film to Blockbuster.

We're about to launch our first push to sell to a DVD distributor. It seems right now that our first targets should be art labels (who are going to say it's too quirky) and cult film labels (who are going to say it looks too cheap). Neither type of label is going to shell out tons of money, but that's okay, as the film didn't cost very much to make! We'll see...

Let the Brawlin' Begin...

Amazon v. Wal-Mart.
Blockbuster v. Netflix
iTunes v. Everybody

It's a huge, bareknuckle fight for the championship in the digital download business. Read about the first bout on the title card here.

This competition will decide who has the infrastructure to handle downloading, what formats will win out, who needs to get out of the downloading business and (hopefully soon) lower prices and a set of standards for everyone involved. Some folks will have lost some teeth or broken a jaw.

Once things settle down we'll see where the niches (read: opportunities) are in the business.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Now This Is Freedom


What you see here is a series of subway posters promoting the OVA series FREEDOM in Japan. For those of you who aren't familiar with the term, OVA stands for "Original Video Animation" and is very much like our DVD Premiere here in the states...
Only much, much more.
OVA's have been a staple of the Japanese animation scene for many years, and have accounted for millions in revenue for the various production companies, creators and distributors that handle them. What makes FREEDOM different is that it was born out of the need of the Nissin Noodle Co. to get its product in front of eyeballs - the right eyeballs.
You can read about the whole project here. It involves direct to consumer DVDs, product placement, serials, design and promotion for it all - all the things we talk about here at DISContent.
Thanks to Warren Ellis for pointing this out over at The Engine.

In the Soup

From my friend and former Editor-in-Chief of DVD Exclusive & Video Business:

In case you want to see a different kind of world premiere for the movie "Soup of the Day," on which I was one of the producers last summer when it was an Internet serial with about 9 million views and is now making its debut in stores today as a double-disc unrated director's cut movie on DVD (Tuesday, Feb. 6 - available at Kmart, Netflix, Amazon, Best Buy and all fine retailers), click on the following to see details of the live online interactive event today (Tuesday) at 5 p.m. - 8 p.m. PT (8 p.m. - 11 p.m. ET).

BTW, I have almost nothing to do with this live online premiere but will be in attendance at what promises to be a somewhat raucous event.

http://www.livevideo.com/video/SoupOfTheDay/6737EBB960D64C458558CB087A14E4F0/soup-of-the-day-virtual-premiere-party-february-6th-8pm-est.aspx

or:

http://soupmovie.zabberbox.com/

Scott Hettrick

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These are the kinds of things I have been talking about: making the most of the technology at hand. Let's face facts - none of us here are Spielberg nor can we command his salary and resources. The good news is we don't have to be Spielberg to get something up and in front of some eyeballs who may (or may not) appreciate it. These guys are using computers and cameras to invite you to a party tonight. Who knows? You may be intrigued enough to log on, maybe watch a clip from the serial, maybe even search out and buy the DVD. This is what showmanship is all about.

I'm not a big fan of romantic comedies, but I can see the applications and implications of all of this "off the shelf" technology and in an industry where things are rapidly shifting and downsizing, this is damn good news.

The era of the mini-studio is just over the horizon...

Monday, February 05, 2007

Sprechen Sie Action?

Screenwriter, novelist and yes, blogger Lee Goldberg talks about his recent time in Germany where he lectured on the American method of developing scripts in a Writer's Room.

Lee's post is here where he talks about two of the main networks (Pro Sieben and Sat1) are demanding that their German series producers adopt the American method of a Showrunner and a Writer's Room. Apparently this is to counteract the fact their homegrown German series (such as ALARM FUR COBRA 11, DER KLOWN) aren't fairing as well as American series are doing on German TV.

Here's a sample from YouTube:





I worked for a couple of days on a pilot that went to series for Pro Sieben called JETS. The pilot was shot here in Los Angeles and told the stories of the German jet fighter pilots who trained here in the US and went back to Germany to work.

It seems they have the action down, but need to work on the hardest part of all - the story.

Saturday, February 03, 2007

Myths Made Real


From my friend and fellow Shadowman, Win Eckert:

Everyone,
The 2007 Locus Poll & Survey is now online. The book that I edited and contributed to, MYTHS FOR THE MODERN AGE: PHILIP JOSE FARMER'S WOLD NEWTON UNIVERSE, has been nominated for the best Non-Fiction Book of 2006.
Anyone can participate, so of course I'm asking for you to take a moment to vote for my book. Please post this on your blogs, forward this to friends and family, etc. And ask them to vote and forward it on.


Thanks everyone. I and the other contributors to the book appreciate it.

Best,


Don't make a myth-take. Vote.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Your Digital Toolkit

We've been talking about the DiY movement in distribution, but it doesn't do anyone ANY good if you can't get your hands on the tools. Shtove posted in the last thread that there's a lot of free software online...
So I want your recommendations on what's good, what's bad and what's okay (but could use a shot in the code). There are some criteria though:

1. It has to be free software. Not just a demo available for 30 days.
2. It has to be software you can use for screenwriting, scheduling, budgeting, storyboards (especially figure poses), photo edits, editing, sound design, etc...anything you use to make movies or media.
3. You have to provide a link to the software's webpage.
4. If there are any links to online media where we can see the software in action (i.e. X movie was edited with free Y software) that would be a plus.
5. If you're reading this right now and you have a blog, please link to what we're doing so the word will spread. We want to find those hidden gems.
6. If you represent a software company that has a program that's free and might be applicable to the motion picture industry then by all means - this is your opportunity to hawk your (share)wares.
7. Let's open this up even further - if you have a free service for pulp filmmakers, then speak up.

Now let's get this party started...