tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10931739.post5311934536303930647..comments2023-12-11T15:35:23.779-08:00Comments on Pulp 2.0: NSFW: CRANK 2 - High VoltageCunninghamhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07137025404327426886noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10931739.post-5653581471605472862009-01-17T09:34:00.000-08:002009-01-17T09:34:00.000-08:00It is the "Smack My Bitch Up" of trailers isn't it...It is the "Smack My Bitch Up" of trailers isn't it? <BR/><BR/>I absolutely LOATHE the official, rated version which is tame and tepid and mainstream to the point of making me want to vomit explosively. I giggle with glee when I see the "unofficial" version. <BR/><BR/>Over the top? Yes, and up the next rise...<BR/><BR/>Violent, brutal, Looney Tunes-<I>esque</I> (Ron Jeremy is in it. How much more cartoony can you get?) , irreverent and totally appropriate for a movie that deals with a guy waking up in the middle of his own organ harvest. <BR/><BR/>If there are two versions of this movie in existence then I want them both on the DVD, but really I want to see that version of the movie that kicks you in the balls with hilarity and high-octane action and then says,<I>"Get up, Pussy. There's more where this came from..."</I>Cunninghamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07137025404327426886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10931739.post-22457825953799304792009-01-16T21:48:00.000-08:002009-01-16T21:48:00.000-08:00Oh lordy. Makes Crank look like Citizen Kane. No.....Oh lordy. Makes Crank look like Citizen Kane. <BR/><BR/>No... that's too much, a little piece of my soul died just typing that. But it does make Crank look like less of a complete piece of crap by comparison. I only watched the whole thing because I was convinced that the whole thing was a joke and someone was going to yell April Fool.<BR/><BR/>Alas, it was not to be.DecoderRinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11066795685176424794noreply@blogger.com