Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Going Offline

Of course the last thing being moved out of the Secret Mountain HQ is my computer. I am going to pack the beast up and transport her over to Firebrain Design where I'll be working for awhile.

My body aches with all of the boxes I've moved. It is a three Tylenol evening.

I will let you know when I'm back online. In the meantime jibber-jabber amongst yourselves leaving me all sort of quips, quotes, questions and conundrums...I'll answer when I'm back online and out of the ICU.

The pain, the pain.

8 comments:

Chopped Nuts said...

So what do you guys really think of Bill? :O

Jutratest said...

You wanted quotes:

"If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!" - Jack Handy

"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control." Jack Handy

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." Jack Handy

"After I die, wherever my spirit goes, I'm going to try to get back and visit my skeleton at least once a year, because, 'Hey, old buddy, how's it going?" Jack Handy

Ok, that was pointless but fun.

Anonymous said...

Is it ok to encourage a student to beat the crap out of another student when said student spends the entire class period yelling "Fuck" at the top of his lungs while he's supposed to be writing poetry?

Bill Cunningham said...

Emily - I encourage juvenile violence at any age. It thins the herd.

Chopped Nuts - keep it up and I'll make sure you live up to your name.

Jutra - have you thought about greeting cards?

wcdixon said...

Hey Chopped! Bill's mad....MAD I tell you!

Chopped Nuts said...

Hey Emily, how do you know that "FUCK!!!" wasn't part of your student's poetry? Or perhaps another student was asking for a word that rhymes with "DUCK!!!".

Bill - You didn't let me finish. "So what do you guys really think of Bill?... Because I, for one, find it amazing that a guy that good-looking and talented has time to educate and illuminate with a blog. Also, he probably smells really good." See? Heh... ahem... I bruise easy.

Bill Cunningham said...

somebody changed their meds...

Grubber said...

Is it ok to encourage a student to beat the crap out of another student when said student spends the entire class period yelling "Fuck" at the top of his lungs while he's supposed to be writing poetry?

Not quite "Stella" but you could consider it the modern twist...with angst :)
cheers
Dave