How NOT to Get Ahead in Hollywood

Taken from Craigslist Los Angeles:

i have ideas for movies and storys looking for producer or investor (pasadena)

i have a lot of ideas for movies and some stories. some of the storys i have are a personal and true and some that i have been thinking about so if you are a producer or a investor and are looking to take with i have in my mind and put it on the big screen then lets talk.and please no time waste on my end or yours 

XXXXXXX (818)XXX-XXXX. lets make some money