Friday, May 19, 2006

That's My Brand (cough, cough)

From --

Paramount brands specialised label as Paramount Vantage
Lesher-led division will incorporate Paramount Classics for foreign language pick-ups and documentaries.

Is it me again or does this new label sound like a cigarette brand?

RJ Reynolds must have bought stock in the company...

I can see it now- "Movies with the smooth menthol flavor."


IL said...

No, it does sound like a cig brand. There seems to be a trend these days to come up with brand names that are lofty and ambiguous.

Bill Cunningham said...

Allow me to remove that ambiguity:

"Our movies will make you want to suck on dead leaves and get cancer..."

There, see?

DecoderRing said...

Hmmm... I dunno, Bill... Maybe it'll sound better with Jack Webb doing the spot....

...He what? Really? Okay, we'll get Yul Brenner.

... What? When? Oh, man this is not my day!