No... that's too much, a little piece of my soul died just typing that. But it does make Crank look like less of a complete piece of crap by comparison. I only watched the whole thing because I was convinced that the whole thing was a joke and someone was going to yell April Fool.
It is the "Smack My Bitch Up" of trailers isn't it?
I absolutely LOATHE the official, rated version which is tame and tepid and mainstream to the point of making me want to vomit explosively. I giggle with glee when I see the "unofficial" version.
Over the top? Yes, and up the next rise...
Violent, brutal, Looney Tunes-esque (Ron Jeremy is in it. How much more cartoony can you get?) , irreverent and totally appropriate for a movie that deals with a guy waking up in the middle of his own organ harvest.
If there are two versions of this movie in existence then I want them both on the DVD, but really I want to see that version of the movie that kicks you in the balls with hilarity and high-octane action and then says,"Get up, Pussy. There's more where this came from..."
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Oh lordy. Makes Crank look like Citizen Kane.
No... that's too much, a little piece of my soul died just typing that. But it does make Crank look like less of a complete piece of crap by comparison. I only watched the whole thing because I was convinced that the whole thing was a joke and someone was going to yell April Fool.
Alas, it was not to be.
It is the "Smack My Bitch Up" of trailers isn't it?
I absolutely LOATHE the official, rated version which is tame and tepid and mainstream to the point of making me want to vomit explosively. I giggle with glee when I see the "unofficial" version.
Over the top? Yes, and up the next rise...
Violent, brutal, Looney Tunes-esque (Ron Jeremy is in it. How much more cartoony can you get?) , irreverent and totally appropriate for a movie that deals with a guy waking up in the middle of his own organ harvest.
If there are two versions of this movie in existence then I want them both on the DVD, but really I want to see that version of the movie that kicks you in the balls with hilarity and high-octane action and then says,"Get up, Pussy. There's more where this came from..."
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