Thursday, January 15, 2009

NSFW: CRANK 2 - High Voltage

Yes, Kids take the title of this post at its word - NSFW. Seriously.

Go here. (Thanks Stefan)

(Edited to remove dead links and embeds. Pulp 2.0 tries to keep a tidy house)

2 comments:

DecoderRing said...

Oh lordy. Makes Crank look like Citizen Kane.

No... that's too much, a little piece of my soul died just typing that. But it does make Crank look like less of a complete piece of crap by comparison. I only watched the whole thing because I was convinced that the whole thing was a joke and someone was going to yell April Fool.

Alas, it was not to be.

Cunningham said...

It is the "Smack My Bitch Up" of trailers isn't it?

I absolutely LOATHE the official, rated version which is tame and tepid and mainstream to the point of making me want to vomit explosively. I giggle with glee when I see the "unofficial" version.

Over the top? Yes, and up the next rise...

Violent, brutal, Looney Tunes-esque (Ron Jeremy is in it. How much more cartoony can you get?) , irreverent and totally appropriate for a movie that deals with a guy waking up in the middle of his own organ harvest.

If there are two versions of this movie in existence then I want them both on the DVD, but really I want to see that version of the movie that kicks you in the balls with hilarity and high-octane action and then says,"Get up, Pussy. There's more where this came from..."