No Explanation Required: MACHETE MAIDENS UNLEASHED

From the director of NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD, Mark Hartley,  comes this ode to the frenetic filmmaking in the Philippines!

Uncut.
Unleashed.
UNBELIEVABLE!

"Machete Maidens Unleashed is a profile of exploitation film set in the steamy jungles of the Philippines, where enterprising filmmakers, specializing in garbage, could go and make the most of their movie dollar in a setting where you didn’t have to deal with unions and regulations. The result was a boom of coked-out action and horror movies that tossed aside all notions of human decency and catered to low-lifes everywhere."

Here is where the NSFW trailer resides.

Enjoy (you low-lifes)

That's Bastard, Not Bronson...

Fromthe same folks who gave you the NOT QUITE HOLLYWOOD trailer.

Fantastic Fest Beer-Soaked Review...

From our special pulp correspondent James Moran:

Re: Not Quite Hollywood: It's fantastic - full of the raw, spunky grit and energy of the Ozsploitation flicks it celebrates. I was surprised how many I hadn't heard of, and how many I had but didnt know were Oz flicks. Some insane stories, and a genuinely insane film critic who said that one producer should be burnt down with all his works, and salt sown in the ground. Insane.

Great fun, as was JCVD, and The Burrowers which deserves a theatrical release but is a Lions Gate movie so will naturally be dumped on DVD...

Beer coma now...